im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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