they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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