it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
What a dumb baby whore.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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