Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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