I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
