this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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