wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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