is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Randomize
