he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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