can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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