Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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