isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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