The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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