brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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