we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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