I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
