Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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