I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
stop calling my apartment porn island.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
