guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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