Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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