I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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