I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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