What a fucking waste of an outfit
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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