There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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