I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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