It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I came so hard my ears popped.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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