This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
did i walk over a car last night?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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