i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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