If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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