So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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