So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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