i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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