do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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