Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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