I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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