I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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