I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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