So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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