Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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