Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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