Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
