If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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