there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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