Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
cat food counts as protein by the way
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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