She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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