just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
