this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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