I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Randomize
