I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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