it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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